Dear Mr Musk and Madam Musk,
Myself Kamalamma from Karnataka, India.
I am writing this letter to congratulate you and your Mrs on the birth of your new baby boy!
Now you must be thinking who is this amma suddenly writing letter to you and more important, what funny name she is having! How to even pronounce it!
Maybe you are correct. In our India, especially South India, people are having long and funny names like this only. Sometimes so long that space is not enough to write full name while filling application forms and all. Then we are writing 1st part of name on the dotted line and rest of name we are adjusting up or down and then giving arrows for correct direction. Whoever is reading our application form will 100% have rolling eye syndrome!
Anyway, in all this, I am forgetting real purpose of writing letter and that is to tell you how much nice name you are keeping for your little kandha.
X Ae A-12 Musk. Very nice! Short, simple and sweet!
I am reading in newspaper nowadays people are keeping names like Corona, Lockdown, Quarantine and all for their poor children! What funny is this!
Forget lockdown; such people should be put in lockup! Not at all thinking how their child will feel when answering Roll call in school.
“Quarantine? Present Ma’am!“
Of course, if I am to tell full truth, when I am 1st reading your baby’s name in newspaper, I am remembering my school days. Seeing all Math formulas like (a2 + b2 + 2ab………) and more like this, my head would start to go round and I would have full fainting feeling.
Little bit same to same feelings I got when seeing your son’s name for 1st time in news item. X AE A-12.
When rotating head is settled somewhat, I am thinking okay, nice name but how to say it? And what is the meaning?
I am not actually bothered, but some people are there asking like this kind of stupid things to me also. What is meaning of ‘Kamalamma?’, they want to know! Lotus mother?
For such people your wife is giving fitting reply! I am reading her full explanation of name in an article – how it is unknown variable and elven of AI and precursor to some SR – 17 aircraft.
Then I am thinking, aiyyo it is so simple! More simple than putting tadka to our coconut chutney!
Why people are behaving as if it is Rocket Science, God only knows! Maybe they are jealous because their mind is not electrically charged Tesla mind like yours!
And why they are worrying about how to say names of other people’s babies? If the appa and amma of baby know how to say it is enough no!
Anyway there are 100s of Youtube channels teaching whole world how to pronounce X AE A-12!
I am also going there only and learning. But after spending 3 or 4 days and finally learning it, you people are going and changing name to version 2.0.
Now you both are saying the new name is X AE A-Xii Musk.
Only The Mister is happy. He is thinking I will be out of his hair for some more days trying to learn this new version!
Let us see!
Anyway, may our Udupi Lord Krishna and Ambalpady Mahakali bless the puttu kandha and keep him happy always, inspite of his name!