Radhika's Diaries

Looking for a humor blog? You've come to the right place!

 

Screenshot_20190417-213552_Gallery

O – One for the Road

JayPrakash Uncle sat behind the steering wheel of his car with The Aunt regally seated next to him in the passenger seat. He reversed the car out of the parking slot and drove slowly up to the gates of the building complex.

“Go slowly here,” advised The Aunt. “There’s a road hump ahead.”

“I know there’s a road hump here. I go over it several times in a day.” said The Uncle.

“I’m not so sure.” said The Aunt doubtfully. “Remember how you went flying over it 2 months ago? I hit my head so badly!”

“Two months ago…!” said The Uncle. “Trust you to remember such things long after…..”

The Aunt interrupted. “Oy! Be careful. You almost ran over that dog………….”

A few minutes later.

“Tchah!” exclaimed The Aunt. “You’re driving so slowly. Do you  plan on reaching wherever we’re going today or tomorrow? I think I can reach faster if I walk!!”

“How much faster do you want me to drive in this traffic??” asked The Uncle.

The Aunt ignored that. She said. “You know Mala’s husband. He drives so well! Vidya’s husband is also such an expert driver! He…… Woah! What are you doing? Drive slowly na! You almost hit that man!!”

The Uncle looked around and said. “Which man? I don’t see anybody in front.”

“That one over there!”

“That man? How can I possibly hit him? He’s up on the pavement!”

“Tsk! I meant you would have hit him if he had stepped off the pavement and walked in front of the car!!”

The Uncle sighed and shook his head. No point replying to that.

After a few minutes.

“Relax!” advised The Aunt. “Why are you driving so fast? Are the Police after us? Stop Stop!! You missed the turn……..”

The Uncle said irritably. “Don’t shout! I didn’t miss any turn. Didn’t you see the ‘No Entry’ sign there?”

The Aunt shook her head and said, ” Certainly not. I can’t stop to look at sign boards and all. I have to be alert when you’re driving!”

The Uncle rolled his eyes and said, “Will you stop giving me running commentary and expert advice when I’m driving?” he said sternly.  “Just sit quietly and enjoy the ride. Do I interrupt and advice you when you’re cookng?”

The Aunt said, ” Don’t you?? Who keeps coming up and saying “Oh salt is less! Why is it so spicy? This dosa is undercooked! Don’t burn the rotis…….!”

She gave a loud sniff and said “You should also learn to sit quietly and enjoy my cooking!”

x ——————————- x

This is the 15th in the series – The Adventures of The JP Family as part of the A to Z Blog Challenge 2019.

Alphabet Illustration – Sudarshan Rao.

 

Advertisements

10 thoughts on “O – One for the road

  1. Neeraja Rao says:

    A Typical Couple

    Hahaha

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Aren’t they one now!! 😄

      Like

  2. Sudarshan Rao says:

    👌
    The world would be such a safe place if only all Uncles follow the
    instructions of their
    better halves……or maybe if all Aunties decided to practice
    ” Maun Vrat” when the Uncles are concentrating on the shapely pedestrians
    distracting him.😁

    Liked by 1 person

  3. soniadogra says:

    Another awesome tale. You don’t fail to surprise when Im just thinkiNg you might not be able to pull a funny one now!
    Btw I managed to finish all the previous posts and had an amazingly funny evening!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. I’m glad to have provided a few chuckles to lighten up your evening!! 😄
      Thank you so much Sonia. It’s a fantastic boost to my writing morale. 😋🤗

      Liked by 1 person

  4. Suma says:

    Hahahahahaha…. too good…

    Like

  5. Manas Mukul says:

    Nice teasing quarrel. I guess that is the fun of a relationship.
    #ContemplationOfaJoker #Jokerophilia

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Absolutely Manas. It keeps the relationship alive!! 😋😄

      Liked by 1 person

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: