Radhika's Diaries

I see humor in the mundane.

Ask people what they think is the greatest invention of all times.

Most men would say its the wheel. Duh. They would. Men will be men!!

Most women would probably say it’s the dishwasher or the Blender or something equally unimaginative. No comments!!

Ask me and I’ll tell you – the most important invention in recent times has got to be the WhatsApp.  It is, for us Indians anyway!

Nothing else seems to have revolutionized the country and the way the average Indian eats, sleeps, thinks, feels, acts, prays and plays…… as this App.

I don’t know about the rest of you, but ever since I downloaded the little bugger, my  life has changed drastically and dramatically.

  • For starters – I don’t recall how my mornings were before WhatsApp (BW), but certainly after WhatsApp (AW), every single morning is turning out to be an awesome one thanks to the Good Morning wishes flooding my WA Feed. I am overwhelmed by the fact that so many people seem to want me to have a good morning and therefore flood my phone with GM images complete with flowers, butterflies, lisping babies and the works. The sun is not yet up when I  start to hear the pings of Good Morning, every single morning. Yaawn!!

Reliable sources report that Indians rank among the highest  “GM wishers” through WhatsApp!!! Proud to be an Indian!!! 😉

  • I am a much much better person AW – the 2 dozen and more motivational, inspirational, philosophical quotes and messages forwarded to me every day ensure that! I am calm, meditative, patient, relaxed, contented and at peace – for all of the 2 minutes it takes to read or listen to these messages before I revert to my usual nasty grouchy self.

I am sure I’ll get to that permanent elusive state of bliss and inner peace eventually – when I have time to look up from my messages that is!! :/

  • I am, and everybody else is too I imagine, slimmer, fitter and healthier with all the health tips and cautionary diet injunctions going around the WhatsApp world. And happily for us indolent folks, once a message is sent out, it then rotates around for eternity in the WA realm making periodic appearances in some group at some time  like the Comet – thus ensuring that I do not just read it, shut it and forget it!
  • I notice that I am more alert and aware than ever before; I have to be with the deluge of audios and videos warning me of this and that and the other. The days of ‘Ignorance is bliss’ are gone with the wind and now we all know that our tomato ketchup is made of pig blood, our rice is made of plastic and that juicy red watermelon is actually injected with red ink!! And that the Indian National Anthem has just been declared the best in the world by none other than the UN. Proud to be an Indian all over again!!! 😉
  • I am pleased to note that, although my brain has become numb and dumb due to non-usage, my fingers are nimble and agile with all the frantic commenting and forwarding and thumbs up-ing that I do!!! I have to be quick you see, if not, someone else will do it before me. And we can’t have that can we!!

And for those of you who’ve been trying hard to counter the downpour of fake news and hoaxes on WhatsApp, I have some Breaking News for you : The WA company is planning to come up with “educational videos in Hindi and English aimed at helping people identify the hoaxes”. 

They needn’t bother if you ask me. Nothing is going to stop us from hitting that ‘share and forward’ button. We Indians can do it with our eyes shut and hands tied behind!

So, one last time: Proud to be an Indian!! 

And while we’re about it, I’ll be even prouder if you Like, Share and/or Forward this! 😉

  

 

 

 

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10 thoughts on “What’s up with WhatsApp???

  1. Pia Majumdar says:

    Great article Radhika, although I liked WA during my school days, I totally hate it now 🙂
    Private life has turned to total hell coz of this

    Liked by 1 person

    1. True Pia. It’s a case of too much of a good thing probably!!
      Thank you! 🙂

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Pia Majumdar says:

        yahh exactly my thoughts, bye bye privacy

        Like

    2. Asha says:

      Haha haha!!!!!
      U hit the right button🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      Liked by 3 people

      1. Of course I did!!! I have so much practice!!! 🙂 🙂

        Thank you Asha!

        Like

  2. This is one of the most hilarious takes on WA in recent times. A few popular YouTube Channels made their videos on similar lines, but I’ve enjoyed reading this than watching those. Proud to be an Indian!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Hahaha. Proud to be an Indian too!! 🙂 🙂

      I haven’t seen those videos. Must go check them out.
      Thanks a lot Aditya!! 🙂

      Like

  3. Enjoyed reading well said.Love the way you articulated .Thank you and I take this opportunity to nominate for a 3 day lyric challenge.No hurry.You can take your own time and post your Favourite songs,lyrics or poetry.https://philosophyviaphotos.wordpress.com/2018/09/18/day-2-lyric-challenge/

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Hey thanks a lot for nominating me.
      I shall surely check it out. Will get back to you soon as I do that!!
      Thanks again. 🙂

      Liked by 1 person

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