Namma Kamalamma and the Pawri

Myself Kamalamma from Kunjibettu, Karnataka.

What to tell you people? I am confused whether to be sad or not to be sad. Now you will ask why Kamalamma, why this to be, not to be status?

Namma Kamalamma and Valentine’s day

Myself Kamalamma from Kunjibettu, Karnataka.

What to tell you people! Today I am going to the market and all streets and shops are red in colour. Our vegetable shop is also looking like one gift shop. Balloons and ribbons and red hearts are hanging in between onions and bananas and other vegetables. And vegetable seller is wearing bright red lungi. I am asking him, oho what special today Anna, your birthday or what? And he is full shocked. He is saying, Ayyo Kamalamma, how you are forgetting today is festival of Vallen ….. Vallan….. Then I am saying oho it is festival of Vallinathan, Lord Muruga is it? His assistant is saying, what Madam, not Vallinathan, today is Valentine’s festival.

Kamalamma and the striped pyjamas

Myself Kamalamma from Kunjibettu, Karnataka.

What to tell you people? In our house, we will soon celebrate one year of the Mister working from home. Maybe I will make him anniversary cake and write, Oho you are still here, on it!

No no, I am not complaining…. Only issue Kamalamma is having with this situation is, when to clean office area in the home? That day there is online meeting going on it seems. How I am to know? I am going behind the Mister’s laptop with broom and mop and Boss is calling his wife and saying, see everyone is allowing maid inside the house, only you are not allowing and making me to do all housework.

Kamalamma writes an open letter to Kamal Hassan

Dear Mr. Kamalhassan,

Myself Kamalamma, from Kunjibettu, Karnataka.

What to tell you Sir, everyday it is the Mister who is bringing newspaper from doormat to inside first thing in the morning and then reading every word like it is the Bhagwad Gita.

I am reading it afterward with my breakfast. Then I am balancing one plate idli sambar on my knees and with one hand I am eating and with other I am trying to turn the pages. All this is too much circus, so 90% of the times I am spilling something on newspaper and whichever world leader is there in newspaper photo is tasting my dish of the day.

Kamalamma and New Year’s eve

Myself Kamalamma, from Kunjibettu Karnataka.

Today I am looking at the calendar and quickly jumping back shouting Aiyyo! The Mister is asking if pet lizard which is always hiding behind calendar is coming out to look at Kamalamma or what? But it is not lizard which is making me to jump like baby kangaroo. It is the date!