Kamalamma writes an open letter to SRK

Dear Mr. Khan,

Myself Kamalamma from Kunjibettu, Karnataka.

What to tell you Sir? Today full drama in our house. The Mister is stretching out his arms wide and saying, K…K…K…; I am in total tension. You see, I am making drumstick sambar for lunch and I am thinking maybe one stick of drum is getting stuck in his throat. So I am rushing in full speed with glass of water and then I am hitting hard on his back 3 or 4 times so that drumstick will either go inside throat or come out of mouth.

Kamalamma and her White House relations

Myself Kamalamma from Kunjibettu, Karnataka.

It seems somebody is asking long back what is there in a name. I am forgetting who it is but if I am to meet that person now I will tell him that there is too much in a name.

What to tell you people! Ever since Kamala from Chennai is becoming the VP of America, Kamalamma from Kunjibettu is becoming famous. Why? Because our mothers are keeping same to same name for both of us. All people are asking if there is family connection.

I’m not superstitious, touchwood!

I may behave quite strange at times.
You might think maybe I’m losing it.
So, I thought I’ll explain my point of view
with some humor and some wit.

Where I disprove some well known proverbs

Remember those proverbs we learnt in school? I mean, they taught us and we believed them as Gospel. In our defense, we were just a bunch of impressionable young kids back then, our hair in pigtails tied up in blue ribbons.

I’ve been thinking – about proverbs mind you, not the pigtails – and I strongly feel we may just have been misled on many of them. What took me so long to come to this conclusion you may ask.

This is the way we washed our clothes – The conclusion

So now you get a rough-ish idea why Fisher, Schaffer, Briggs and Co. hold such an important place in my heart.

For those coming in late and have missed out the first hilarious part, please buy tickets read it for free here.

As I was saying, thanks to the above names, we got our first washing machine when my parents shifted to their own home in Ambalpady.